Youve got to love a company thats not afraid to innovate, and it looks like Carnival Cruises is about to turn the sail industry upside down. The worlds largest cruise line just unveiled a celebrity-sighting sail that spends a opulent week at sea before ramming into George Clooneys house.
Now heres a company that knows what people want!
Carnival has really drew out all the stops to make this latest sail a truly once-in-a-lifetime suffer. The all-inclusive vacation package includes an incredible seafood buffet, an onboard movie theatre, and the 200,000 -ton vessel get up to acceleration so it can skitter over George Clooneys private beach and careen into his lavish residence for a altogether exclusive look into the life of a star! With a day built into the schedule for passengers to disembark and investigate the Clooneys decimated kitchen or smashed-to-hell wine cellar, this is an excursion that is a must for any George Clooney fan.
While theres no guarantee that passengers on the sail will see George, Amal, or their twins when the ship goes barreling through their walls at 30 knots, the sail does ram their house in the middle of the darknes to have the greatest odds of a Clooney sighting. Even if the passengers strike out and dont catch a glimpse of a luminary, they wont hanging in there empty-handed, as theyre free to grab as much of the rubble of the Clooney estate as they want to take home as a souvenir.
There arent many vacation alternatives out there with a complete bundle like this. Like, try zero. Theres sure to be some imitators to follow, but you were supposed to tip-off your hat to Carnival for being the first. It deserves each dollar its sure to rake in from this one. Innovation FTW!