But while it emphatically is like it’s time to re-write our roll of favorite movies and Tv shows to include only those with strong female conducts, I am still holding onto some shred of hope that not every male actor/ comedian/ TV host is a sexual harasser. Because if I have to toss away any more of my favorite DVDs because
Kevin Spacey the starring is a disgusting fucking shit, I’m going to lose it. So to Hollywood and the year 2017, I beg of you: Please don’t let any of the following precious men likewise be swine. We necessity some good ones on our screens in our lives.
1. Tom Hanks
Is there anyone more wholesome than Forrest Gump? Tom Hanks even made a friendship with a volleyball seem endearing. Look, I know Rita Wilson is a badass betch so I doubt she would stand for any bullshit, but if one day I have to boycott or when it’s on basic cable because Tom Hanks is ruined, I’ll die. I’ll merely die.
2. Ryan Gosling
girlfriend gross male entitlement, don’t destroy our favorite meme actor. I may or may not have a repetition reverie in which Ryan’sing me like he did in while he whispers feminist sweet nothings in my ear. My reveries would literally be vanquished if it turns out he’s a creep–so only no, delight. He’s Canadian though, so it’s fairly unlikely. They question permission and apologize for everything…right?
3. Jeff Goldblum
I know he plays a really great creep in the movies, but IRL he is everyone’s favorite uncle/ jazz musician/ fossil scientist. Like a fine
George Clooney wine-coloured, he gets better with age, and I simply couldn’t take it if anyone gave me a legitimate reason to take him off my “exception list”. P.S. remember when he posed in someone’s dino themed wedding photos? Ugh, I love him.
4. Channing Tatum
I’m said he hopes that its own experience of being objectified by females as a stripper in south Florida would make this pretty unlikely, but it’s 2017 and he does have a penis, so anything awful is possible. But Channing and Jenna Dewan Tatum are legit couple objectives and I’m counting on the fact that Beyonce would never step foot on stage with him unless he was anything but perfect, so I think we’re good here.
5. Alex Trebek
I’ll take “entirely unacceptable” for $600, delight. Trebek has graced our screens for what is like centuries now and joins merely Tom Selleck in the club of men who gaze better WITH a mustache. He’s the only person that can make me feel simultaneously stupid AND cared for–and generations of the status of women, aspiring contenders, and the best SNL sketch of all time would be devastated if he turned out to be anything but totally( and consentually) huggable.